“They all looked at her but no one saw her, none except the man who watched her like it was his religion.” Romance Book:The Annihilator Source: The Annihilator
“A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.” HumorFunnyGamesSportsWaterHumourJokesHumorousIceTiesSatireWrestlingAphorismJokeHilariousAphorismsGameSportAphoristAphoristsHot WaterBoard GamesCheckmateStalemateDrawTieWrestleIce CubeIce CubesBoard Game Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.” HumorFunnyPrayerHumourJokesHumorousSatireCherishAphorismJokeHilariousAphorismsPrayersDownfallAnswered PrayersAphoristAphoristsAnswered PrayerPerish Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.” HumorFunnyHumourJokesHumorousSatireAphorismJokeHilariousAphorismsGraphic DesignAphoristAphoristsEbookEbooksGraphic DesignerLayoutFontsTextTextsLegibilityGraphicsFontGraphic DesignersLayoutsLegibleBad Graphic DesignGood Graphic DesignIllegibilityIllegible Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their partners had happened to them.” HumorFunnyRelationshipsMarriageRelationshipHumourLoversJokesHumorousFortunePartnersLoyaltySatireWeddingAphorismLoyalLoverJokeSpouseHilariousAphorismsPartnerAphoristAphoristsSpousesVowsWedding VowsThick And ThinThrough Thick And Thin Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.” ChildrenHumorFunnyParentHumourPrideProudJokesHumorousShameParentsAshamedSatireParenthoodChildAphorismEmbarrassedJokeHilariousToiletsAphorismsAphoristAphoristsRestroomPassToiletEmbarrassUrinalLooPotty TrainingComfort StationLavatoryPowder RoomWashroomToilet Training Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Thanks for turning off the lights... and so far... it's your problem, you are getting in trouble... it's not me... so far you can keep the lights on.” ThanksJokeOffTurning Author:Deyth Banger
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.” EnoughHumorFunnyQuotesMoralDemocracySocietyCrazyHumourMoralityJokesEthicsHumorousShameMajorityDemocraticInsaneInsanityAshamedTouchedSatireEthicalSanityMoralsAphorismSaneQuotationsJokeMentalHilariousTabooAphorismsShamefulLunaticBananasMasturbationPublicGagaCrackersGonzoAphoristAphoristsDerangedDementedMinorityNuttyPrivateSelf AbuseAround The BendMasturbateSocietiesTaboosDitzyEthicNutty As A FruitcakeLocoBonkersPreceptsCuckooUnhingedCrazedIn PublicLoonyBattyLoopyMad As A HatterNon Compos MentisNot All ThereWackoPreceptIn PrivateMad As A March HareNot Right In The HeadNutsoOut To LunchRaving MadRound The BendThe MajorityThe MinorityWith A Screw Loose Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Behold.” Magiano spreads his arms in a gesture of pretend triumph. “Revel in its majesty.” I wrinkle my nose. “Are you trying to impress me with a collapsed archway?” “No faith. No faith at all.” He is back to his old self, and it sends a rare thread of joy through my heart. “Follow me,” he murmurs. Then he takes a deep breath and dives down, grabbing my hand as he descends.” JokeFlirtAdelina AmouteruMagiano Book:The Midnight Star Source: The Midnight Star