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“Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.”

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“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.”

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“Behold.” Magiano spreads his arms in a gesture of pretend triumph. “Revel in its majesty.” I wrinkle my nose. “Are you trying to impress me with a collapsed archway?” “No faith. No faith at all.” He is back to his old self, and it sends a rare thread of joy through my heart. “Follow me,” he murmurs. Then he takes a deep breath and dives down, grabbing my hand as he descends.”

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“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”

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“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”

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“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.”

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“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.”

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