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“We end up kissing her for an hour, and her lips are so soft they are almost like a joke.”

Quote by Aimee Bender

Book:Willful Creatures

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Willful Creatures

In this collection, the author delves into the intricate relationship between human will and the behavior of various creatures, creating a tapestry of narratives that challenge and captivate the reader's imagination. more

Author

Aimee Bender is an American novelist celebrated for her imaginative and unique narrative style. Born on June 28, 1969, she has made a notable impact in the literary world with her thought-provoking themes and distinctive storytelling techniques. more

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