J Quotes
Browse famous quotes beginning with J. This page is a child index of the full Popular Quotes A-Z directory.
All J Quotes
“Jerry [Garcia] got high and Jerry's dead. I went hunting and I'm still Ted.”
“Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.”
“Jerry Coleman was the kind of player who made me proud to wear the pinstripes.”
“Jerry Falwell can go straight to hell - and I mean that in a Christian way.”
“Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.”
“Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead did as much for mankind as any president.”
“Jerry Garcia was one of the original American icons. He played naturally and beautifully.”
“Jerry Goldsmith is the #1 composer working now. He's open to new ideas and always inventing.”
“Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.”
“Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup.”
“Jerry Rice made the decision and we honestly tried to accommodate him the best way we can.”
“Jerry: Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man. Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect.”
“Jersey girls have this inner glow that makes them more beautiful than any other girls.”
“Jerseys were for people who were afraid to milk Holsteins and too ashamed to milk goats.”
“Jerusalem has been our capital for 3,000 years and it's going to be our capital for eternity”