“My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.”
M Quotes
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All M Quotes
“My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."”
“My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.”
“My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.”
Source: XOXO
“My girlfriend thinks I look like a reptile - it's not the best.”
“My girlfriend told me she was straight. It later emerged she was a secret bisexual!”
“My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.”
“My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.”
“My girlfriend would offer to pay for hotels for her secret lovers to come and visit her!”
“My girlfriends are my life, but I'm also one of those girls who can hang out with the guys.”
“My girls are very fashionable. They have a very good eye for marrying style and fashion.”
“My Gita tells me that evil can never result from a good action.”
Source: Hindu Dharma
“My glass is not only half-empty, I'm convinced someone spit in it.”
Source: Sportsman's Bet
“My glass is not only half-full, it holds five-hundred-dollar-a-bottle Dom Perignon champagne.”
Source: The Bell Ringing Woman: A Blue Bell of Inspiration
Source: Waking Up White: And Finding Myself in the Story of Race
Source: The Kane Chronicles: The Complete Series
“My goal as a creative person is to express truth and beauty in whatever I do”