W Quotes
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All W Quotes
“What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with.”
“What's the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.”
“What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.”
“What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.”
“What's the difference between being dead, and just not knowing you're alive?”
“What's the difference between Hollywood characters and my characters? Mine are real.”
“What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.”
“What's the difference between obsolete and cutting edge? Obsolete works.”
“What's the difference between the Lone Ranger and God? There really is a Lone Ranger.”
“What's the difference between tough love and acting like a jerk?”
“What's the difference between yes and no?”
“What's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn't.”