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“Seems like half my anxiety dreams are about airports.”

Dream Seems Half Anxiety Airports

Author:Lois McMaster Bujold

“Spouting quotes from Mao, Castro, and Che Guevara, which are as germane to our highly technological, computerized, cybernetic, nuclearpowered, mass media society as a stagecoach on a jet runway at Kennedy airport.”

Political Politics Technological Quotations Airports Jet Castro Runway Mao Rules For Radicals Stagecoaches

Author:Saul Alinsky

“I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.”

Humor Funny Hours Food Humorous Airports Procedures Airline One Hour Air Travel

Book:Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down

Source: Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down

“Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.”

Way Humor Funny Security Food Humorous Insane Granted Sanity Airports Airline Air Travel Airport Security

Book:Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism

Source: Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism

“Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-old getting a pat down. [Imitates a security officer.] "Check the diapers. They're full."”

Looks Humor Funny Names Security Food Months Computer Picks Humorous Seven Checks Officers Definite Airports Airline Diapers Racial Profiling Air Travel Seven Months Airport Security

Author:Robin Williams

“Tel-Aviv airport is still the only airport in the world where each passenger is met by ten relatives.”

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Book:Coat of Many Colors: Israel

Source: Coat of Many Colors: Israel

“People who have never had a broken heart will never understand dead roses, Tolstoy, airport lounges, Albinoni's Adagio in G Minor, neat brandy, the moon and drizzle.”

People Heart Broken Moon Rose Minors Airports Neat Brandy Drizzle Adagio

Author:Wendy Harmer

“I love Cheetos, those hot, spicy kind. And chocolate. Every time I'm in the airport I'm buying Cheetos and eating them on the airplane.”

Kind Eating Hot Buying Chocolate Airplane Airports Spicy

Author:Alessandra Ambrosio

“I always save a huge book for a flight, because then you read it at both airports and on the plane and by the time you get home you're a quarter of the way through and it doesn't feel so unmanageable any more.”

Way Feels Book Home Huge Flight Planes Quarters Airports

Author:Ned Beauman

“I have dictated stories from an airport after writing the story out in longhand on the plane that I got from phone interviews and then was applauded by editors for 'working magic.”

Writing Stories Magic Phones Planes Interviews Editors Airports

Author:Rick Bragg

“I've been enjoying 'Life on the Mississippi' by Mark Twain that I picked up at the airport randomly. It's very witty and interesting to read about his time as a steamboat pilot.”

Enjoy Interesting Mark Witty Pilots Enjoy Life Airports Mississippi Steamboats Very Witty

Author:Roman Coppola

“So much better to write pen on paper; you can do it anywhere, say, while stuck at the airport.”

Writing Can Do Paper Stuck Pens You Can Do It Airports

Author:Upamanyu Chatterjee

“I really hate airport queues. I almost feel they should have cattle prods to hurry us up down the aisles. You can't even complain because they might stop you getting on to the flight.”

Feels Should Might Hate Should Have Complaining Flight Airports Cattle Aisle Queues

Author:Len Goodman

“I associate going to an airport with work because I travel so much with my job. So when I have a few days free from work, I tend to stay at home.”

Home Jobs Travel Associates Airports Stay At Home

Author:Evelyn Glennie

“In America, if you want to make it as a golfer, you go to college on a scholarship. In Australia, you go to the airport with a plane ticket. The competition just isn't there.”

Ifs Want America College Competition Planes Australia Tickets Airports Scholarship Golfers

Author:Stuart Appleby

“The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.”

People Thinking Way Funny Travel Dresses Airports

Author:Andy Borowitz

“I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.”

Knows Real Funny New York Travel Locals Suspects Airports Pranks

Author:Dave Barry

“I got religion in the airport, my Lord. They caught me waiting on my baggage when I was bored.”

Religion Waiting Religious Lord Caught Bored Airports Baggage

Author:Neil Young

“Even if you're walking through the airport or going to pick up your mail, if you meet a fan and they have a camera, they will take a picture of you and millions could potentially see that picture - if it's picked up by a blog or whatever.”

Ifs Millions Fans Walking Picks Cameras Mail Airports Blogs

Author:Keri Hilson

“Egyptian drumming happens to be a favorite of mine. It's a really simple instrument, but it's really difficult to play. You can take it anywhere with you - you can play it in your room, in an airport. It's very quiet, so you explore the quiet side.”

Play Happens Difficult Sides Simple Rooms Mines Quiet Instruments Airports Egyptian Your Room Drumming

Author:Mickey Hart

“Actually, I can write anywhere - airport lounges, in bed, on a rattling train going north.”

Writing I Can Bed Train Airports

Author:Kate Mosse