“Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.”
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“I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas.”
“I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough.”
“I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.”
“I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!”
“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”
“If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story.”
“Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.”
“I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar”
“Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.”
“I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do!”
“If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop.”
“You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.”
“In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies!”