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“Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!”

Knows Faces Laughing Trouble Holes Your Face Did You Know

Author:Ken Dodd

“Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?”

Knows War Originals Titles Did You Know Biologist Marine Biologist

Author:Jerry Seinfeld

“Oklahoma City bombing was done on purpose. Did you know the Federal Government blew up their own building to blame it on the militias and to get rid of some people that weren't cooperating with the system?”

People Knows Done Government Purpose Cities Building Blame Federal Government Bombing Did You Know Militia Oklahoma Cooperating Oklahoma City

Author:Kent Hovind

“Did you know that the black suited organization that attacked the Koresh cult was a United Nations task force?”

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Author:Kent Hovind

“Did you know, I'm still in love with this blue sky until forever and ever, eternally.”

Knows Stills Forever Sky Blue Blue Sky Did You Know Still In Love

Author:Mika

“Did you know...that when you walk past a flower, whether it be in somebody's garden or on a vacant hillside, the flower will always smile at you. The most polite way to respond, I've been told, is to cheerfully return the smile.”

Knows Way Past Walks Flower Return Garden Smile Polite Did You Know Vacant Always Smile

Author:Ron Atchison

“Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.”

Knows Today Tomorrow Did You Know

Author:Jay London

“Alphabet Juice is the book Roy Blount was born to write, which considering his prodigious talent, is saying a lot. Did you know that the word LAUGH is linguistically related to chickens and pie? This is the book that any of us who urgently, passionately love words-to read them, roll them over the tongue and learn their life stories while laughing and eating chicken and pie-were lucky enough to be born to read.”

Knows Writing Book Enough Stories Born Laughing Talent Lucky Eating Tongue Related Chickens Pie Considering Juice Alphabet Life Story Did You Know Prodigious Eating Chicken

Author:Cathleen Schine

“In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions? So was 'talking dirty.'”

Knows Talking Invention Dirty Telephones Automobile Recessions Did You Know Funny Graduation Dirty Talk

Author:Eugene Mirman

“Well, acting was just in me and I tried to avoid it. I didn't want to do what my parents did, you know?”

Knows Want Wells Parent Acting Did You Know

Author:Corbin Bernsen

“Did you know it's possible to have the right passion, but have the wrong expression of the right passion?”

Knows Passion Expression Did You Know

Author:Steven Furtick

“Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.”

People Knows Arms Legs Piano Statues Did You Know

Author:Victor Borge

“I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.”

Knows Doe Said Checks Annuals Did You Know Postcards Mailman Gynecologists

Author:Cathy Ladman

“Don't wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs?”

Knows Tree Protest Fifteen Coats Fur Did You Know Fur Coats

Author:Emo Philips

“Did you know that Jacques Benveniste, one of the world's leading homeopathic 'scientists', now claims that you can email homeopathic remedies? Yeah, see, what you do is you can take the 'memory' of the diluted substance out of the water electromagnetically, put it on your computer, email it, and play it back on a sound card into new water. I mean, that could work, right?”

Knows World Mean Play Sound Water Memories Computer Scientist Claims Yeah Medicine Medical Cards Substance Remedy Email Did You Know

Book:The Polysyllabic Spree

Source: The Polysyllabic Spree

“Did you know that nearly one in three children live apart from their biological dads? Those kids are two to three times more likely to grow up in poverty, to suffer in school, and to have health and behavioral problems.”

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Author:Tony Dungy

“Did you know you could kill a person with a hatpin?" she said."I did not," he said. "Do you speak from experience? Have you murdered anybody? Not that I'd dream of criticizing.”

Knows Persons Said Dream Speak Criticize Did You Know

Author:Loretta Chase

“Did you know that according to legend, the guy who became Buddha decided to seek enlightenment the day he got a touch of gray? "Gray hairs," the would-be Buddha said, "are like angels sent by the god of death".”

Knows Said Would Be Age Guy Hair Enlightenment Angel Decided Gray Legends Did You Know Gray Hair

Author:Anderson Cooper

“Did you know that lack of information is the number one barrier to wealth?”

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Author:Robert Kiyosaki

“By the way, how much does NASA cost? It's half a penny on a dollar. Did you know that? ... The most powerful agency on the dreams of a nation is currently underfunded to do what it needs to be doing, and that's making dreams come true ... How much would you pay for the universe?”

Knows Way Needs Doe Dream Universe Nations Powerful Pay Half Cost Dollars Agency Most Powerful Dreams Come True Pennies Nasa Did You Know Making Dreams Come True

Author:Neil deGrasse Tyson

“Did you know that true love asks for nothing?”

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Author:Stevie Wonder

“Being willing is not enough. We must do.”

“Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?”

Knows Millions Dog Dollars Did You Know Letterman Dog Food

Author:Tracey Ullman

“Are you aware that your spirit needs to be fed? Did you know that your spirit would be delighted to partake in a feast of spiritual food? How about a plate full of prayer? Or maybe a few hours of succulent self-reflection. Perhaps a piping-hot selection of spiritual literature, served by the side of a lake or under a tree, would satisfy your spiritual hunger. Can you imagine feasting for a few hours on spiritually uplifting music? What about some forgiveness à la mode, topped with compassion? You cannot imagine how much your spirit would enjoy it.”

“The more Discovery Channel you watch, the less chance you have of ever meeting a woman. Because it fills your head with odd facts that can come out at any moment. "Hello. Did you know Hitler was ticklish? That sea otters have four nipples? Wait - don't run away!"”

Knows Moments Facts Running Funny Waiting Chance Watches Four Sea Television Discovery Meetings Odd Running Away Hello Did You Know Nipples Otters Ticklish

Author:Dave Attell

“Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.”

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Author:Louis C. K.

“Everyone knows that exercise can improve your health. Exercise is a key part of managing your weight and maintaining healthy hearts, lungs, and other bodily systems. But did you know that exercise can make you more productive? The latest research shows that a regular exercise routine can make you happier, smarter, and more energetic.”

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Author:Robert Pozen

“Did you know that they introduced the 15 percent flat tax on individual and corporate income in Iraq? Something that some politicians very much wanted to push in the United States without success but in Iraq they do it.”

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Author:Juan Cole

“Did you know hemp is a natural fiber”

Knows Natural Fiber Did You Know Hemp

Author:Tia Carrere

“I want peace; yes, I'd sell the whole world for a farthing, straight off, so long as I was left in peace. Is the world to go to pot, or am I to go without my tea? I say that the world may go to pot for me so long as I always get my tea. Did you know that, or not? Well, anyway, I know that I am a blackguard, a scoundrel, an egoist, a sluggard.”

Knows World Want Wells May Long Whole Left Peace Sells Whole World Tea Pot Scoundrels Did You Know

Book:White Nights and Other Stories

Source: White Nights and Other Stories

“Did you know that the word 'tsunami,' which is now being used worldwide, is a Japanese word? This is indicative of the extent to which Japan has been subject to frequent tsunami disasters in the past.”

Knows Has Beens Past Used Subjects Disaster Japan Did You Know Tsunami

Author:Junichiro Koizumi

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