“The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad.” IfsMenLawEatingCriminalsSillyBeerJailConsumptionSaladDrunkennessCucumbers Author:Stephen Leacock
“You don't consume craft beers in great quantities just to get loaded; you consume craft beers because you like the taste of the beer. People are asking for beer based on what they're eating, which is quite a change from the way it was.” PeopleWayTasteEatingAskingCraftsBeerQuantityLoadedCraft Beer Author:Bruce McDonald
“So, I went to Germany and ended up parasailing around this castle. I was in Germany sightseeing, eating Bratwurst and hanging out in beer gardens. And then, I got back from Germany and got a call where they were like, "We need to fly you to New York tomorrow to read with Taylor [Schilling]." I was like, "Wait, for Alex, the manipulative drug-smuggling lesbian girl?!," and they were like, "Yeah."” NeedsGirlWaitingNew YorkTomorrowDrugEatingGardenYeahBeerGermanyHanging OutCastlesAlexManipulativeSmugglingSightseeing Author:Laura Prepon
“I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and eating Taco Bell.” YearsNightShapesLateEatingDrinkingBeerBellsPlaying MusicDrinking BeerLate NightTacosTaco Bell Author:Bryan Hayes
“When I started playing music at East Tennessee State University I would sit on a stool with a tip jar in front of me and play four hours a night at a college bar called Quarterback's Barbecue. I wasn't thinking about doing it for a living. I was just making enough money to go to Taco Bell every day. People were eating chips, drinking beer and not listening to me. I'd had three or four years of people ignoring me, and I'd kind of gotten used to it.” PeopleThinkingYearsKindStatesEnoughPlayUsedNightThreeHoursFourFrontsCollegeListeningEatingDrinkingUniversityEastBarsBeerFour YearsBellsChipsJarsPlaying MusicQuarterbackTennesseeBarbecueDrinking BeerStoolsTacosTaco BellIgnore MeEast Tennessee Author:Kenny Chesney
“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.” TwoHumorFunnyLostLossWeekEatingDrinkingHeavyAlcoholBeerDietsWeight LossDrankTwo WeeksFourteenFunny DrinkingBeer DrinkingDrinking BeerDrinking FunnyFunny BeerDrinking WhiskeyFunny Beer DrinkingShots DrinkingIrish DrinkingDay DrinkingDrinking CheersHeavy DrinkingHeavy Drinkers Author:Joe E. Lewis