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“Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.”

“We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.”

“If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.”

“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”

“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”

“If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.”

“Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?”

“Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.”