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“I have the opportunity, once more to right some wrongs, to pray for peace, to plant some trees, and sing more joyful songs.”

“Maybe this year, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives not looking for flaws, but looking for potential.”

“The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.”

“Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that.”

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Author:Judith Crist

“No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam.”

Source: The Essays of Elia

“A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I've played the friend, Have lived and loved and labored here, And made of it a happy year.”

“Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given; While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new year to all the earth.”

“New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.”

Source: Early Tales & Sketches, Vol. 1: 1851-1864

“This bright new year is given me To live each day with zest To daily grow and try to be My highest and my best!”

“My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.”

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Author:Zach Galifianakis

“Another fresh new year is here. Another year to live! To Banish worry, doubt and fear, to love and give”

“This bright new year is given me”

“The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.”

“If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.”

“Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?”

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Book:Many long years ago

Source: Many long years ago

“What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square. It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It's just a few Jews walking around going, "sup?"”

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Author:Jon Stewart

“Make your mistakes, next year and forever.”

“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early!”

Source: Moonchild

“Let each new year find you a better person.”

“No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference.”

Source: The Essays of Elia

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”

Source: On Booze (New Directions Pearls)