“You'll be riding along in an automobile. You'll be the driver perhaps. You're a Christian. There'll be several people in the automobile with you, maybe someone who is not a Christian. When the trumpet sounds you and the other born-again believers in that automobile will be instantly caught away - you will disappear, leaving behind only your clothes and physical things that cannot inherit eternal life. That unsaved person or persons in the automobile will suddenly be startled to find the car suddenly somewhere crashes.” PeoplePersonsHumorChristianSoundBornReligiousBehindsCarEternalClothesLeavingCaughtDisappearBelieverDriversRidingCrashEternal LifeAutomobileTrumpetsBorn AgainPhysical Things Author:Jerry Falwell
“Other cars on the highway driven by believers will suddenly be out of control and stark pandemonium will occur on... every highway in the world where Christians are caught away from the drivers wheel.” WorldHumorChristianReligiousCarCaughtDrivenBelieverWheelsDriversHighwaysStarksPandemonium Author:Jerry Falwell
“Despite a lifetime of service to the cause of sexual liberation, I have never caught venereal disease, which makes me feel rather like an Arctic explorer who has never had frostbite.” FeelsHumorFunnySexCausesDiseaseLifetimeCaughtDespiteLiberationExplorersArctic Author:Germaine Greer
“I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought that was rude, so I said, "Go to hell!" Then I started to run. He caught up to me. He had a mustache, a goatee, a pair of earrings, sunglasses, a ponytail and he was wearing a hat. He said, "Hey, you got a lot of nerve!" I said, "Hey, you got a lot of... cranium accessories!"” SaidHumorRunningFunnyMovingGuyHellCaughtBarsHeyHatsPairsNervesApologizingRudeCaught UpThis GuyAccessoriesGo To HellSunglassesMustacheHey YouEarringsPonytails Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.” HumorFunnyLoversCaughtTomsPeepingBooing Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. HaHa! Jokes on you dummies... I'm not really a lawyer!” YearsTwoStatesHumorFunnySexJokesMurderCourtCaughtLawyerSupremeTwo YearsSupreme CourtRepresentingThursdaySuspensionHahaDummyWashington State Author:Tina Fey
“We just found out my little brother has a peanut allergy, which is very serious I know. But still I feel like my parents are totally overreacting - they caught me eating a tiny little bag of airline peanuts and they kicked me out of his funeral.” KnowsFeelsLittlesStillsHumorFunnyFoundParentSeriousBrotherEatingCaughtTinyBagsFuneralAirlinePeanutsAllergiesLittle BrotherMy Little Brother Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.” HumorFunnyThreeFireFeetCaughtFlamesVillageMiniatures Author:Bob Monkhouse