“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.” HumorMotivationOpportunitySelf AwarenessExcuseCleverSellingAweProcrastination4th Of JulyNo ExcusesMotivational SalesAwe InspiringMaking ExcusesSales TeamInspiring SalesSales SuccessContinual Growth Author:Benjamin Franklin
“There is more to life than increasing its speed.” LifeInspirationalHumorTimeEducationTeacherInspirational LifeFutureStressSpeedCleverGet BetterTensionMy TimeReliefRelaxTime ManagementRelaxationRelaxedSlow DownStress ReliefStress ManagementMeaning LifeSlowingLife TimeMore To LifeSpirit Of LifeWork StressAge And WisdomReduce StressLife StressDon't StressStress RelievingStress And LifeZen LifeInspirational Stress ReliefRelaxation And StressInspirational Stress Author:Mahatma Gandhi
“Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.” GivingHumorFunnyHouseMarriageMarriedDivorceCleverWeddingValentineHilariousDivorcedGetting MarriedGetting HighFunny Valentines DayFunny ValentineAfter DivorceHappy Valentines Day FunnyHappy DivorceFunny DivorceGood SexFunny Single Valentines DayFunny Valentines Day CardGetting A Divorce Author:Lewis Grizzard
“The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.” HumorFunnyNamesTechniqueCleverBarsSavingChocolateCandyCandy Bar Author:Mitch Hedberg
“The clever men of Oxford, know all that there is to be knowed but they none of them know one half as much as intelligent Mr. Toad.” KnowsMenHumorFunnyHalfIntelligentCleverOxfordOne HalfToadsClever ManOxford University Author:Kenneth Grahame
“It was a hard name having growing up as a child. Some kids would call me names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "Faggot". Some were more clever than others.” ChildrenHardHumorKidsFunnyNamesGrowing UpGrowingCleverCall Me Author:Mike Birbiglia