“A sense of humor has been linked with longevity. It is a possibility that the mental attitude reflected in a lively sense of humor is an important factor predisposing some people toward long life.” PeopleLongHas BeensImportantHumorAttitudePossibilityFactorsSense Of HumorLongevityLinkedLong LifeLivelyMental Attitude Author:Raymond Moody
“I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.” ImportantStatesHumorPoliticalChurchHeardAppreciateBridgesDiscussionTexasInitiativeChurch And StatePolitical HumorFaith Based Author:George W. Bush
“As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.” ImportantHumorYoungPoliticalResponsibilityCitizensPolitical HumorGood Citizen Author:George W. Bush
“Through my Faith-Based and Community Initiative, my Administration continues to encourage the essential work of faith-based and community organizations. Governments can and should support effective social services, including those provided by religious people and organizations. When government gives that support, it is important that faith-based institutions not be forced to change their religious character.” PeopleGivingShouldImportantCharacterHumorGovernmentPoliticalSocialCommunityReligiousSupportEssentialsOrganizationInstitutionsIncludingAdministrationInitiativePolitical HumorSocial ServiceFaith Based Author:George W. Bush
“It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.” MenLooksImportantHumorYoungPoliticalLife IsQualityShotsMen And WomenBlockYoung ManQuality Of LifePolitical HumorNebraska Author:George W. Bush
“I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike... I believe we ought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society... And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked.” PeopleThinkingKnowsBelieveImportantDifferentHumorPoliticalCultureI BelieveDifficultResponsibilityMissingPositionBabyMomOughtHopefullyAlternativesFirmChoresPolitical HumorCondomWedlock Author:George W. Bush
“We say to seniors, we understand how important prescription drug coverage, so prescription drugs will be an ingrinable part of the Medicare plan.” ImportantHumorPoliticalPlansDrugSeniorCoveragePrescriptionsMedicarePolitical HumorPrescription Drugs Author:George W. Bush
“It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You can simultaneously laugh at a situation, and take it seriously.” ImportantHumorFunnyEasyForgetSituationLaughingComedyGraceLaughterAspectExcellenceSavingAmbiguitySaving Grace Author:Stephen Fry
“Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.” MenFeelsImportantHumorFunnyPhonesButtons Author:Rita Rudner
“Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: "I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing."” FeelsLooksImportantSelfHumorFunnyGuyLostMonthsDisciplineImportant ThingsSevenFatsFeel GoodPoundsComing OutSelf DisciplineHostageLebanonI Feel GoodSeven Months Author:Denis Leary
“Kids, they are always hurting themselves. It's like, "Quick, get me to casualty quick!" while your doing something important like sitting down picking your ear.” ImportantHumorKidsFunnyHurtSittingEarsSitting DownCasualties Author:Dylan Moran
“You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to be with somebody else? Are you going to be sane, or not lonely? A couple is a strange thing; it's an organism that's half as intelligent as the most intelligent member. And you both know who it is!” KnowsImportantHumorFunnyDecisionHalfStrangeCoupleMembersLonelyIntelligentSaneOrganismsStrange Things Author:Dylan Moran
“Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.” ImportantHumorFunny Author:Adam Ferrara
“Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.” NeedsImportantStoriesHumorFunnyGuySex Author:Adam Ferrara
“I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this blind kid and rubbed his eyes, and the kid could see. But he wasn't used to the light, 'cause it was bright, and he walked into traffic and was killed instantly. Okay, the people that are laughing right now? I'm gonna call you guys half-full. Because you're focusing on the important part of the story: the bracelets are working.” PeopleImportantStoriesHumorLightEyeKidsFunnyUsedGuyJesusCausesHalfLaughingSawsRight NowOkayBlindHis EyesTrafficArmstrongHalf FullBracelet Author:Daniel Tosh