Best humorous & air Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees.”

Air Tree Percent Humorous Plant Pollution Eighty Air Pollution Plants And Trees

“Mr. and Mrs. Boffin sat staring at mid-air, and Mrs. Wilfer sat silently giving them to understand that every breath she drew required to be drawn with a self-denial rarely paralleled in history.”

Giving Self Funny Air Humorous Breaths Denial Staring Sat Self-denial

Book:Charles Dickens's works. Charles Dickens ed. [18 vols. of a 21 vol. set. Wanting A child's history of England; Christmas stories; The mystery of Edwin Drood].

Source: Charles Dickens's works. Charles Dickens ed. [18 vols. of a 21 vol. set. Wanting A child's history of England; Christmas stories; The mystery of Edwin Drood].

“I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?”

Ifs Knows I Can Funny Records Comedy Air Humorous Victim Who You Are Medical Teeth Crash Amazed Dentist Dental Toothache Dentistry Dental Work

Author:Paul Merton

“Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.”

Use Funny Air Humorous Decided Witty Convinced Compass Surveyors

Book:Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover

Source: Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover

“The sky was of the deepest blue, with a few white, fleecy clouds drifting lazily across it, and the air was filled with the low drone of insects or with a sudden sharper note as bee or bluefly shot past with its quivering, long-drawn hum, like an insect tuning-fork.”

Long Past White Air Sky Lows Humorous Shots Blue Filled Notes Clouds Sarcasm Bees Insects Forks Drifting Drones Tuning

Book:Beyond the City

Source: Beyond the City

“Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.”

Needs Funny Order Music Cases Air Humorous Function Hot Constant Lawyer Clarinet Hot Air Mouthpiece

Author:Victor Borge

“The thing I miss about Air Force One is they don't lose my luggage.”

Force Loses Air Missing Humorous Aviation Airline Air Force Luggage Air Travel Airline Industry Air Force One

Author:George H. W. Bush

“This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream.”

Stills Book Dream Humor Funny Air Food Humorous Sickness Dedicated Airline Just A Dream Air Travel

Book:Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need

Source: Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need

“This year, U.S. airlineswill carry a record 143 million passengers, who will be in the air for 382 million hours, during which they will be fed an estimated total of four peanuts.”

Years Humor Funny Hours Millions Records Four Air Food Humorous Feds Airline Passengers Peanuts Air Travel

Book:Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down

Source: Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down

“Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges.”

Mean Humor Funny Air Modern Food Humorous Airline Time Spent Air Travel

Book:Holidays in Hell

Source: Holidays in Hell

“American radio is the reverse of the Shakespearean stage. In Shakespeare's time the world's greatest dramas were acted with the most primitive technical arrangements; on the American air the world's most primitive writing is performed under perfect technical conditions.”

World Writing Funny America Perfect Air Conditions Stage Drama Humorous Radio Primitive Reverse Arrangements

Author:George Mikes

“From the air, Vatican City looked like a marble Monopoly set. The Church owned all the property from Broadwalk to Illinois Avenue, has three hotels on every lot, and no matter how often it tossed the dice you just knew it would never land on Go to Jail, it would be forever passing Go and collecting $200.”

Matter Humor Would Be Funny Three Church Cities Forever Air Land Humorous Property Passing Passings Hotel Jail Monopoly Avenues Collecting Marble Dice Illinois

Book:Another Roadside Attraction

Source: Another Roadside Attraction

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