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“That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.”

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Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“The telephone is the greatest single enemy of scholarship; for what our intellectual forebears used to inscribe in ink now goes once over a wire into permanent oblivion.”

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Book:An Urchin in the Storm: Essays about Books and Ideas

Source: An Urchin in the Storm: Essays about Books and Ideas

“The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.”

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Author:Fran Lebowitz

“You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.”

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Book:Dead in Dixie

Source: Dead in Dixie

“I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end.”

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Author:Fred Couples

“Everyone I talked to was a recording-the bank, the elevator, your office, the school, a wrong number. You used to be able to call a wrong number and get a person.”

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Book:Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession

Source: Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession