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“Hell is a half-filled auditorium.”

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Author:Robert Frost

“There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine. Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is The gain of the one at the top, For art is a form of catharsis, And love is a permanent flop, And work is the province of cattle, And rest's for a clam in a shell, So I'm thinking of throwing the battle - Would you kindly direct me to hell?”

Source: Collected poems: Not so deep as a well

“Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis made, and here am I in hell. My hand, though now my knuckles bleed, I never soiled with such a deed.”

World Made Hands Hell Humorous Deeds Knuckles

Book:Delphi Complete Works of A. E. Housman (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of A. E. Housman (Illustrated)

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”

Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist

“Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.”

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Author:Aldous Huxley

“I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.”

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Author:Isaac Asimov

“Hell is paved with good samaritans.”

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Author:William Holden

“I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell”

Made House Hell Week Humorous Mad Good Life Landlord

Author:Garry Shandling

“I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.”

Break Worry Hell Humorous Concern Harder

Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.”

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Book:Brain Droppings

Source: Brain Droppings