“Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.” PersonsLinesHumorousWanderAirportsRopeMazes Author:Rich Hall
“The brand is lying about something, or at least misrepresenting it. When I read a bottle of shampoo or moisturizer or other beauty product, I always perceive a dark subtext. The words haunt me. It comes across as humorous to the reader/audience, but in fact the words really do make me a little bit queasy. Nothing is as easy or natural as consumer brands want us to think - no problem is as resolvable. Your hair will fall out, eventually. Yet we do have these brands, and we line our shelves with them. There's an inherent irony.” ThinkingWantLittlesFactsProblemLyingFallEasyBitsNaturalLinesDarkAudienceProductsHairReaderLittle BitHumorousBrandsConsumersPerceiveIronyBottlesInherentShelvesNo ProblemWant UShampooSubtextBeauty Products Author:Aaron Belz
“I'm very physical. I'm extremely active, and I would love to do something a little more sexy and dangerous, a la Sophia Loren, or funny and humorous, a la Woody Allen. Getting to do things along those lines would be extremely wicked and a dream come true.” LittlesDreamWould BeLinesDangerousHumorousSexyActiveWickedDreams Come TrueWoodySophia Author:Azita Ghanizada
“I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.” KnowsLinesMusicMusicianHumorousWittyStupidityPianoComposerRock StarClassical MusicRedneckComposingGuitaristGuitar PlayerArt And MusicFunny MusicBlues MusicFamous MusicianClassic MusicComposing MusicMusic TeacherPiano MusicGuitar MusicGreatest MusicClassical MusiciansRock MusiciansNotes MusicMusic MakingSpiritual MusicHarmony In MusicRock And Roll MusicMusic In Schools Author:Elvis Presley
“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” HumorFunnyLinesLaughterHumorousWittyHeightFunny Life Author:Casey Stengel
“Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height.” OrderLinesHumorousOkayProfoundInsaneHeightAlphabetical Order Author:Casey Stengel
“Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.” FunnyLinesWonderfulMinutesReturnPleaseHumorousNegativePortionsNegotiationJarsBargainingCabbageNotary Book:Mere Anarchy Source: Mere Anarchy
“Each American embassy comes with two permanent features - a giant anti-American demonstration and a giant line for American visas. Most demonstrators spend half their time burning Old Glory and the other half waiting for green cards.” TwoFunnyAmericaWaitingLinesHalfGloryHumorousGreenCardsBurningPermanentFeaturesGiantsDemonstrationOther HalfVisaEmbassyAnti-americanGreen CardOld Glory Book:Holidays in Hell Source: Holidays in Hell