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“Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world.”

World Lows Humorous Universal Disaster All Time All Time Low

Author:Isaac Asimov

“Poetry's unnat'ral; no man ever talked poetry 'cept a beadle on boxin' day, or Warren's blackin' or Rowland's oil, or some o' them low fellows; never you let yourself down to talk poetry, my boy.”

Men Funny Poetry Boys Poet Lows Humorous Fellows Oil My Boys

Author:Charles Dickens

“Dombey sat in the corner of the darkened room in the great arm-chair by the bedside, and Son lay tucked up warm in a little basket bedstead, carefully disposed on a low settee immediately in front of the fire and close to it, as if his constitution were analogous to that of a muffin, and it was essential to toast him brown while he was very new.”

Ifs Littles Funny Rooms Fire Fronts Son Arms Essentials Lows Humorous Constitution Lays Corners Warm Sat Brown Chairs Baskets Toasts Muffins

Book:Dombey and Son

Source: Dombey and Son

“Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.”

Goal Business Lows Humorous Aim Disappointment Reaching Your Goals Funny Business

Author:Scott Adams

“I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.”

Funny Levels Fine Lows Humorous Witty Recognition Low Level

Author:Dylan Moran

“An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.”

Persons Taste Ego Lows Humorous Profound Definitions Insane Egotism

Author:Ambrose Bierce

“Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.”

People Inspirational Self Self Esteem Lows Humorous Esteem Comedian Stupid People Low Self Esteem

Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“The sky was of the deepest blue, with a few white, fleecy clouds drifting lazily across it, and the air was filled with the low drone of insects or with a sudden sharper note as bee or bluefly shot past with its quivering, long-drawn hum, like an insect tuning-fork.”

Long Past White Air Sky Lows Humorous Shots Blue Filled Notes Clouds Sarcasm Bees Insects Forks Drifting Drones Tuning

Book:Beyond the City

Source: Beyond the City

“I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!”

Thinking Should Pleasure Walking Activity Lows Draws Humorous Balls Sticks Following Intellect Hitting Crooked

Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.”

Thinking Country Funny America Loss Plans Lows Humorous Weight Fats Milk Cows Weight Loss

Book:Thrown Under the Omnibus: A Reader

Source: Thrown Under the Omnibus: A Reader