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“Several large, artificial constructions are approaching us, ZORAC announced after a short pause. The designs are not familiar, but they are obviously the products of intelligence. Implications: we have been intercepted deliberately by a means unknown, for a purpose unknown, and transferred to a place unknown by a form of intelligence unknown. Apart from the unknowns, everything is obvious.”

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Book:The Two Worlds

Source: The Two Worlds

“The brand is lying about something, or at least misrepresenting it. When I read a bottle of shampoo or moisturizer or other beauty product, I always perceive a dark subtext. The words haunt me. It comes across as humorous to the reader/audience, but in fact the words really do make me a little bit queasy. Nothing is as easy or natural as consumer brands want us to think - no problem is as resolvable. Your hair will fall out, eventually. Yet we do have these brands, and we line our shelves with them. There's an inherent irony.”

“Be comfortable with who you are', reads the headline on the Hush Puppies poster. Are they mad? If people were comfortable with who they were, they'd never buy any products except the ones they needed, and then where would the advertising industry be?”

“American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.”

Problem Funny America Products Humorous Including Fats Consumers Culinary No Problem

Author:Dave Barry

“There is a great deal of advertising that is much better than the product. When that happens, all that the good advertising will do is put you out of business faster.”

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Book:From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Pearl Harb: Front-Line Dispatches from the Advertising War

Source: From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Pearl Harb: Front-Line Dispatches from the Advertising War

“The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.”

Ifs Children Humor Kids Funny America Products Baby Humorous Crowns Jewels Strollers

Author:Paul Reiser

“Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They need young customers because their product kills the older ones. It is the only product that, if used as intended, kills the consumer.”

People Ifs Needs Funny Young Used Company Products Humorous Customers Consumers Smoking Cigarette Cigar

Author:George Carlin

“Good wine needs no bush, And perhaps products that people really want Need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot.”

People Want Needs Looks Hard Tvs Products Humorous Sells Wine Advertising Why Not Pot Adverts Good Wine

Author:Ogden Nash