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“"Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!"”

Said Funny Spirit My Own Missing Bears Equal Humorous Excellent Shaking Grudge

Book:Dombey and Son

Source: Dombey and Son

“I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.”

Years Two Body Humor Funny Spirit Humorous Witty New Year Tolerate Cuba Elevators New Years Eve Drinkers Martini

Author:Woody Allen

“What is your Self? Self is nothing but joy. A joyous person is definitely a person who has got his Self expressing through his joy. Such a person is so joy-giving, so humorous, and never degrading anyone.”

Love Giving Persons Self Wisdom Joy Spirit Meditation Humorous Yoga Wellness Joyous Degrading

Author:Nirmala Srivastava

“Never forget that it is the spirit with which you endow your work that makes it useful or futile.”

Spirit Motivation Forget Humorous Witty Never Forget Insightful

Book:The Compensations of Librarianship

Source: The Compensations of Librarianship

“God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.”

God Spirit Religion Spirituality Humorous Zero Infinity

Book:Selected works: Edited by Roger Shattuck and Simon Watson Taylor

Source: Selected works: Edited by Roger Shattuck and Simon Watson Taylor

“Get your mind unbound and free; and then from the loosest, highest, best place you have, with the fastest and most humorous mind you can get together, you can reach out and make a try at understanding Spirit.”

Trying Mind Together Spirit Understanding Highest Humorous Reach Out Get Together Best Place Unbound

Author:Stephen Gaskin

“Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.”

Men Wells May Funny Spirit Literature Humorous Credit Temper Well Dressed Getting Dressed Up

Author:Charles Dickens

“The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going.”

Source: Holy Spirit Are We Flammable or Fireproof?