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“A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.”

Life Humor Life Is Waiting Perfect Drama Humorous Method Deadline

Author:Alyce Cornyn-Selby

“The essence of success is that it is never necessary to think of a new idea oneself. It is far better to wait until somebody else does it, and then to copy him in every detail, except his mistakes.”

Thinking Doe Ideas Waiting Mistake Humorous Essence Oneself Details Copies New Ideas My Mistakes Life Mistakes

Book:Classic Aubrey Menen: Complete and Unabridged

Source: Classic Aubrey Menen: Complete and Unabridged

“The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”

“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.”

Men Home Waiting Doors Ten Humorous Tired Witty Sarcastic I'm Tired

Author:Mae West

“I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.”

Ifs Knows Should Done Facts Would Be Three Waiting Hours Perfect Alive Minutes New York Six Humorous Witty Paris Towers Things Done Eiffel Tower Eiffel Concorde

Book:Woody Allen: Interviews

Source: Woody Allen: Interviews

“Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.”

Done Moments Funny Asks Waiting Powerful Humorous Witty Last Words Almost Done

Author:Carl Friedrich Gauss

“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”

Men Mean Stills Funny Girl Waiting Women Wonderful Humorous Witty Breakup Funny Relationship Wonderful Times Right Man Cute Life

Author:Cher

“Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.”

Life Inspirational Motivational Waiting Humorous Witty

Author:Karl Wallenda

“Each American embassy comes with two permanent features - a giant anti-American demonstration and a giant line for American visas. Most demonstrators spend half their time burning Old Glory and the other half waiting for green cards.”

Two Funny America Waiting Lines Half Glory Humorous Green Cards Burning Permanent Features Giants Demonstration Other Half Visa Embassy Anti-american Green Card Old Glory

Book:Holidays in Hell

Source: Holidays in Hell

“It seems that Canada's historic mission is to come to the selfless aid both of its friends and of complete strangers, and then, once the crisis is over, to be well and truly ignored. Canada is the perpetual wallflower that stands on the edge of the hall, waiting for someone to come and ask her for a dance.”

Wells Humor Seems Funny Asks Waiting Humorous Crisis Edges Stranger Missions Aids Canada Halls Selfless Perpetual Ignored Historic Canada Day Happy Canada Day

Author:Kevin Myers