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“Going home, it's what everybody's trying to do from the day they're born to the day they die, but going home together - that's marriage.”

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Author:Fannie Heaslip Lea

“As for myself, there are two things I dread, - death and marriage. I must die, but I need not marry. I have sworn I will never be taken alive.”

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Book:The sprightly romance of Marsac

Source: The sprightly romance of Marsac

“A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.”

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Author:L. S. Lowry

“I don't want to be married. I don't know - it sounds crazy, but in my mind, it's all connected. You get married, you have kids, you grow old, then you die. Somehow, it seems to me, if you didn't get married, you wouldn't die.”

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Author:John Burns

“Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.”

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Author:H. L. Mencken

“Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.”

“When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.”

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Author:William Shakespeare

“Love dies only when growth stops.”

Love Dies Growth Marriage

Author:Pearl S. Buck

“Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.”

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Book:Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

“Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.”

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Author:Johnny Carson

“As much as I would miss my wife if she were to die, I would miss what we are together even more. Our "we-ness," our "us-ness."”

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Author:Carl Whitaker

“If they only married when they fell in love, most people would die unwed.”

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Book:Delphi Complete Works of Robert Louis Stevenson (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Robert Louis Stevenson (Illustrated)

“Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I didn't know what I was goin' to do.”

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Author:Lenny Bruce