“My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.” WayInspirationalFirstsLongFightingMarriageDogFriendsLuckyHusbandCatMadMy HusbandSoulmateCat And DogMy SoulmateLove My HusbandI Love My Husband Author:Carnie Wilson
“I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.” ThinkingCareKidsNaturalMarriageCareersDogHusbandTake CareTake TimeCaretakers Author:Reese Witherspoon
“You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.” LovePersonsCertainAnimalMarriageDogAmountMadnessPetMy DogDog LoverDog TrainingPoodlesPuppy DogPet AnimalsGreat DogPoodle DogsGreat Pet Book:Heartburn Source: Heartburn
“Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all the time. When we're home, it's not like we walk around all dolled up going, We are celebrities! We are famous! I change diapers. I clean up dog doo.” LittlesHomeWalksMarriageDogGardenCleanUps & DownsDiapers Author:Bruce Willis
“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.” NeedsHomeFunnyPurposeNightThreeAnswersMarriageMorningDogHusbandLateMarriedCatPetComing HomeAfternoonWeddingSwearEvery MorningFunny MarriageParrotsGrowling Author:Marie Corelli
“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.” MarriageWifeDogCoupleDrinkKissingMarriedToughLipsGlassesMy WifeFunny MarriageYoung Wife Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.” MenVoiceMarriageDogMastersMarriedSakeObeyingMarried Man Author:Robert Breault