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“The books that everybody admires are those that nobody reads.”

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Author:Anatole France

“An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.”

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Book:The Liar

Source: The Liar

“A book that is shut is but a block.”

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Author:Thomas Fuller

“I spend a lot of time reading.”

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Author:Bill Gates

“I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.”

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Author:Woody Allen

“Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.”

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Author:Ernie J Zelinski

“I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!"”

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Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I'm sitting in the bus station, minding my own business, reading 'Ta-Da!' magazine; a magazine by and for gay magicians, but that's a different story.”

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Author:Dave Attell

“What President of the Airline is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids... But as I was reading this, there were two empty seats next to me. Why can't sick kids sit there? If they're so concerned with sick kids, shouldn't they have like a pen of sick kids next to the gate?”

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Author:David Cross

“My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by reading out of a telephone directory... He's a spastic.”

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Author:Frankie Boyle

“I'm proud to be part of a generation where reading is a 'look.'”

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Author:Marc Maron

“Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.”

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Author:Zach Galifianakis

“The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.”

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Author:Natasha Leggero

“I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said 'I don't know'. I said 'I don't want your job'.”

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Author:Steven Wright

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”

Source: Jane Austen: 8 Books in 1