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“If this prinicpal thinks blogging isn't educational, he needs his head examined: he should be seeking out every student blogger in the school and giving them special time to blog more - and giving them extra credit besides.”

Ifs Thinking Needs Giving Should School Funny Special Students Seeking Educational Credit Extras Thoughtful Blogs Blogging Bloggers Special Times

Author:Cory Doctorow

“It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.”

Needs School Funny Force Air Military Air Force Great Day Bombers Bake Sale

Author:Robert Fulghum

“In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.”

School Funny Football High School Lockers No Respect

Book:It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

“My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and he was thankful.”

Way Humor School Funny Father Morning Feet Shoes Snow Clock Every Morning

Author:Bill Cosby

“There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done. School and prison.”

World Two Done School Funny Jobs Learning Prison Schooling Places In The World Unschooling Precedence

Author:William Glasser

“School is a place were you go to eat your lunch”

School Funny Lunch

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“Usain Bolt won the gold for the men's 100- and 200-meter dashes for the second Olympics in a row. You know, he has been running since he was in elementary school - kind of like Mitt Romney.”

Knows Men Kind Has Beens Running School Funny Gold Olympics Romney Bolts Meter Elementary School London Olympics

Author:Jay Leno

“If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?”

Ifs Hard Humor School Funny Law Lawyer Law School

Author:Calvin Trillin

“Obviously, it's a great privilege and pleasure to be here at the Yale Law School Sesquicentennial Convocation. And I defy anyone to say that and chew gum at the same time.”

School Funny Law Pleasure Privilege Law School Gum Yale Convocation

Book:Gerald R. Ford: containing the public messages, speeches, and statements of the President

Source: Gerald R. Ford: containing the public messages, speeches, and statements of the President

“When nearly a third of our high school students do not graduate on time with their peers, we have work to do. We must design our middle and high schools so that no student gets lost in the crowd and disconnected from his or her own potential.”

Inspirational School Funny Lost Middle Design Students High School Thirds Crowds Graduates Peers Graduation Disconnected High School Students

Author:Christine Gregoire

“Don't you love it when people in school are like, “I'm a bad test taker”? You mean, you're stupid. Oh, you struggle with that part where we find out what you know? Oh. No, no, I can totally relate. See, because I'm a brilliant painter, minus my God-awful brushstrokes. Oh, how the masterpiece is crystal up here, but once paint hits canvas, I develop Parkinson's.”

People Knows Mean I Can Humor School Funny Struggle Stupid Tests Paint Brilliant Painter Awful Relate Canvas Masterpiece Crystals Minus Parkinson Parkinson's You Re Stupid

Author:Daniel Tosh