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“A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.”

“After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.”

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Author:Brad Shaw

“A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."”

“I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.”

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Author:Richard Carleton

“There are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant, empty, perhaps enlivened by some fable of strife to be forgotten - before the end is told - even if there happens to be any end to it.”

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Book:Lord Jim

Source: Lord Jim

“The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.”

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Author:Jack Nicholson

“If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.”

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Author:George Burns

“Taking in and blowing out smoke? And now you see girls smoking cigars. It got to be such a fad. Girls on the covers of magazines, smoking cigars. Give me a break. I didn't want to be a part of that. I don't like 'popular.'”

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Author:James Coburn

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”

“Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.”

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

“For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“There is nothing more agreeable than having a place where one can throw on the floor as many cigar butts as one pleases without the subconscious fear of a maid who is waiting like a sentinel to place an ashtray where the ashes are going to fall.”

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Book:Fidel Castro Speaks

Source: Fidel Castro Speaks

“More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.”

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Book:The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations

Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations

“There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.”

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Author:Ogden Nash

“Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.”

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Author:Joan Collins

“My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.”

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Author:Sigmund Freud

“I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.”

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Book:Great Speeches by Mark Twain

Source: Great Speeches by Mark Twain

“Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.”

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Author:Charles Dickens

“There's something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration. It's like a fine wine. There's a quality, a workmanship, a passion that goes into the smoking of a fine cigar.”

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Author:Demi Moore

“For undemocratic reasons and for motives not of State, they arrive at their conclusions, largely inarticulate. Being void of self-expression they confide their views to none; but sometimes in a smoking room, one learns why things were done.”

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Book:Rudyard Kipling: The Complete Verse

Source: Rudyard Kipling: The Complete Verse

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