“People assume that because I'm a girl and my blog is hot pink that my readership is 90% women, but it's not. It's probably only about 65%. When I do tours, it's pretty much the same thing: it's about one-third guys.” PeopleGuyGirlThirdsHotAssumingBlogsReadershipHot Pink Author:Jenny Lawson
“Just look at who won the third debate between Bush and Gore. I knew Bush won, because people liked him more. People just didn't like Gore. But all the journalists thought Gore won big, he cleaned the guy's clock.” PeopleLooksBigsGuyLiteratureThirdsDebateJournalistClockGore Author:Chris Matthews
“I remember one guy, Reg Park, a British bodybuilder, who entered Mr Universe when he was very young. But he won it and continued to win it a second and third time. So, he was my idol. I read everything about Reg Park and followed his footsteps and trained like him. I said if he could make it, I could make it. It was a blueprint, basically, for how to get there, to win the championships.” IfsSaidRememberYoungGuyUniverseWinningThirdsBritishParksIdolsChampionshipFootstepsBlueprintsThird TimeBodybuilderMr Universe Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger
“A third myth is that men think that women like guys who are dangerous. As a result, guys will often smoke cigarettes, drink too much, and ride a motorcycle without a helmet. The reality? Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.” ThinkingMenWantTryingRealityGuyResultsToo MuchDangerousDrinkThirdsMythSmokeCigaretteWant UMotorcycleWomen WantHelmet Author:Dennis Miller
“Im a hip-hop guy, and the first time I heard Eminem was in 96. He was on a record with Shabban Siddiq. I was like, Who is this guy? Hes dope! First album came out: awesome. Second album came out: awesome. Third album, I was like, Eh. He started to get really successful. He wasnt mine anymore.” FirstsGuySuccessfulRecordsHeardMinesFirst TimeThirdsHip HopAlbumsHipsHopsThis GuyGet RealDope Author:Russell Peters
“I'm a Christian first. I'm a family guy second. As much as I like coaching, as much as I like basketball, it's third, fourth, or fifth down the line.” FirstsChristianGuyLinesBasketballThirdsCoachingFourthFifthFamily Guy Author:Steve Alford
“I feel like I'm still learning the ropes of how television works. Obviously I have good folks surrounding me on different shows. It's funny because sometimes in film I'm sort of the third guy to the left, you can be as insane as you want to be as that guy.” WantFeelsStillsDifferentSometimesShowsFilmGuyLeftTelevisionThirdsFolksInsaneRopeThat Guy Author:Paul Schneider
“My strength is basically my get off. It is overpowering. I can get after the quarterback on first, second and third down. I pride myself on being an every down guy.” FirstsI CanGuyPrideThirdsQuarterbackOverpowering Author:Darius Philon
“There's nothing tough about playing Third. All a guy needs is a strong arm and a strong chest.” NeedsGuyStrongArmsToughThirdsChestsStrong Arms Author:Frankie Frisch
“Today Donald Trump reaffirmed his stance against gay marriage. Trump said marriage is between a rich guy and his much younger third wife.” SaidTodayGuyRichWifeTrumpGayThirdsGay MarriageStanceAgainst Gay Marriage Author:Conan O'Brien
“The first joke I got on the air I remember clearly. Dennis McNicholas and Robert Carlock wrote a sketch where they were evacuating the Titanic, and the last two guys on the entire ship were the two black guys, Samuel L. Jackson and Tracy Morgan. So Will Ferrell was running back and forth, saying, "All first-class passengers get in the lifeboat. All second-class passengers and third-class passengers get in the lifeboat. Let's get all the animals in the lifeboat. Let's put all the empty luggage in the lifeboat."” FirstsTwoRunningLastsRememberGuyBlackAnimalClassAirJokesEmptyThirdsShipsBack And ForthPassengersFirst ClassLuggageTwo GuysRunning BackLifeboatsTracyBlack GuysSamuel L Jackson Author:Michael Schur
“I got booted out third, but to me [Last Comic Standing] was a lot like Rambo II...I don't really remember much...there was rats, people bombing, screaming, yelling, and a middle aged guy with a shaved chest got beat by somebody from the Viet Cong.” PeopleLastsRememberGuyMiddleBeatsStandingThirdsComicChestsRatsMiddle AgesBombingYellingMiddle AgedRamboViet Cong Author:Rob Cantrell
“Why would you want to invest with a guy whose thought process says, "If a second layer of fees is good, then let's add a third layer.” IfsWantGuyProcessThirdsAddLayersFeesThought Process Author:Charlie Munger
“Hewlett Packard at one point had only three private offices. One belonged to Hewlett, one to Packard, and the third to a guy named Paul Ely who annoyed so many coworkers with his bellowing on the phone that the company finally extended his cubicle walls to the ceiling.” GuyThreeCompanyWallOfficeThirdsPhonesCeilingsAnnoyedCoworkerCubicles Author:Robert X. Cringely
“I was a kid in the third grade ... saw a dummy in the toy store. In the '60s and '70s there were a lot of those vinyl ventriloquism dummies - just about every toy store had one. Everyone close to my age that I've talked to, especially guys for some reason, tell me that they had one too, but they said they never could do it. So many people come up to me and say that. It was just something that I thought was cool. I started doing book reports with it - I developed the skill. I easily got A's on all my reports. It was just something that a little kid grasped on to - so I stuck with it.” PeopleLittlesSaidBookReasonKidsAgeGuySawsSkillsThirdsCome UpStoresStuckReportsGradesToysThey SaidLittle KidVinylDummyThird GradeVentriloquism Author:Jeff Dunham
“There was no news in the Dan Rather piece. They didn't say [to Bush]: "We found a piece of paper that was overlooked in the 300,000 pieces of paper that were covered in the Iran-Contra hearings, and we have a piece of news we'd like to ask you about." CBS decided to create a media event and cover it in its own fashion. This was unprecedented in American history. CBS cancelled two-thirds of the newscast... to get a guy and take him out.” TwoGuyAsksFoundPiecesMediaFashionEventsPaperNewsDecidedThirdsHearingIranCoveredAmerican HistoryUnprecedentedOverlookedIran Contra Author:Roger Ailes
“Some of my very closest friends are my guy friends, going back to the third grade, so I believe in the integrity of the male-female friendship.” BelieveGuyI BelieveIntegrityFemaleThirdsMalesI Believe InGradesClosestFemale FriendshipClosest FriendsThird GradeMale FemaleGuy Friend Author:Emily Giffin
“I'm not in favor of that [mandating protective headgear ] because we learn as amateurs how to protect ourselves. And that's why there's a third man in the ring, the referee. And that's why there has to be a very strong boxing commission that doesn't allow guys in the ring who don't belong there.” MenGuyStrongProtectThirdsFavorsRingsBoxingVery StrongProtectiveReferee Author:Sugar Ray Leonard
“Our third partner [with Neal Dodson] was this other guy called Corey [Moosa], and he came in with good ideas and also some access to money, and so we joined forces and drew up a business plan and got financing for the beginnings of the company. We had no idea what we were doing really. We just started looking through material and started producing our own stuff.” IdeasGuyForceStuffCompanyPlansMaterialsThirdsAccessPartnersNo IdeaGood IdeasOther GuysFinancingBusiness Plan Author:Zachary Quinto
“[Michael] Chabon, who is himself a brash and playful and ebullient genre-bender, writes about how our idea of what constitutes literary fiction is a very narrow idea that, world-historically, evolved over the last sixty or seventy years or so - that until the rise of that kind of third-person-limited, middle-aged-white-guy-experiencing-enlightenment story as in some way the epitome of literary fiction - before that all kinds of crazy things that we would now define as belonging to genre were part of the literary canon.” WorldWayWritingYearsKindPersonsIdeasStoriesLastsGuyWhiteFictionCrazyMiddleEnlightenmentThirdsAll KindsGenreBelongingSixtySeventiesMiddle AgedCanonCrazy ThingsEpitomeWhite GuysThird PersonBrash Author:Emily Barton
“A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.” PeopleGivingPersonsGuyHigherSpeechThirdsAverageListsFuneralSurveysEulogyCoffinsAverage PersonGreatest Fear Author:Jerry Seinfeld
“Okay. how about that time when you smoked all that weed that you thought was laced with something? You fell into the tub, but you refused to get out because you were convinced that the back of your head was going to fall off? "That third story happened to a guy named Jace in my dorm. Me and Sam and another guy in our hall took turns reading "Paradise Lost" through the locked door. I think it made him more paranoid, though." "That's not true," he says. "Well, he *seemed* more paranoid to me," I say. "And he still gets a little weired out when any one mentions angels.” ThinkingWellsLittlesMadeStillsStoriesGuyTurnsFallReadingLostHappenedDoorsAngelOkayThirdsConvincedParadiseHallsWeedLockedJaceParanoidTubsDormsLocked Doors Author:Holly Black
“She dug in her backpack, found her cell phone, and checked for coverage. It was kind of lame in Morganville, truthfully, out in the middle of the prarie, in the middle of Texas, which was about as middle of nowhere as it was possible to get unless you wanted to go to Mongolia or something.... Claire started dialing numbers. The first person told her that they'd already found somebody.... The second one sounded like a weird old guy. The third one was a weird old lady. The fourth one... well, the fourth one was just plain weird.” FirstsWellsKindPersonsWantedGuyFoundNumbersMiddleThirdsPhonesCellsTexasFourthCell PhoneCoverageFirst PersonLameOld LadyClaireOld GuysMiddle Of NowhereMongolia Author:Rachel Caine
“Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.” IfsFirstsLongTwoGuyFightingGoes OnWeaponsFirst TimeThirdsFinalsShoesClubsWelcomeShirtsFourthFifthKnucklesFellasTwo Guys Author:Chuck Palahniuk
“What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?” IfsDreamHumorFunnyGuyExistenceHumorousThirdsFatsWhat If Author:Woody Allen
“The third guy was different. He was what you got when you ate squirrels for four generations. Smarter than a rat and tougher than a goat, and jumpier than either one.” DifferentGuyFourGenerationsThirdsSmarterRatsGoatsSquirrelsFour Generations Author:Lee Child
“People ask me all the time how I got hired onto the Office. Another common question is how do I manage to stay so down-to-earth in the face of such incredible success? ... A third frequently asked question is: "Girl, where you from? Trinidad? Guyana? Dominican Republic? You married? You got kids?" This is mostly asked by guys on the sidewalk selling I LOVE NEW YORK paraphernalia in New York City.” PeopleKidsEarthFacesGuyGirlAsksCommonCitiesNew YorkOfficeMarriedThirdsIncrediblesSellingManageAsk MeRepublicNew York CityDown To EarthSidewalkI Love New YorkDominican RepublicTrinidad Author:Mindy Kaling
“Your boyfriend and Micah will both be speechless." I unfastened my seatbelt. "That's the third time I've heard 'your boyfriend.' What's going on about that? Why won't anyone say Brayden's name?" Neither of them answered right away. Finally, Jill said sheepishly, "Because none of us can remember it." "Oh, come on! I'd expect that from Adrian but not you guys. It's not that weird of a name." "No," admitted Eddie. "But there's just something so...I don't know. Unmemorable about him. I'm glad he makes you happy, but I just start to tune out whenever he talks.” KnowsSaidRememberGuyNamesHeardThirdsGladTunesMake You HappySpeechlessThird TimeYour BoyfriendMicah Author:Richelle Mead
“You got guys now declaring they're ready to play pro ball in their second or third year of high school. It's crazy! They're missing so much.” YearsPlaySchoolGuyCrazyMissingReadyHigh SchoolThirdsBallsDeclaring Author:Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
“My life doesn't change. I still have to go out and work hard every day, and do the best that I can do. I'm a third generation Californian, and there's a lot of talented, good-looking guys in California, so I'm just happy to be working, and lucky to be working.” StillsI CanHardGuyCan DoGenerationsHard WorkLuckyThirdsCaliforniaLooking GoodDo The BestCaliforniansGood Looking Guys Author:Scott Eastwood
“It’s the only call…To have Christian Ponder as your third quarterback, a guy who started for you a year, to me it made it an easy call because you have a veteran guy who has played in this atmosphere before.” YearsMadeChristianGuyEasyThirdsMade ItAtmosphereVeteranPonderingQuarterback Author:Bill Cowher
“When people ask what were the qualities of Bobby Kennedy that they most admired, it was first that he was tough. Second, he told the truth and third, he stood up for the little guy.” PeopleFirstsLittlesGuyAsksQualityToughThirdsStood UpBobby Kennedy Author:Emilio Estevez