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“A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.”

Years Children Doe Happiness Three Fun Boys Baby Six Findings Green Dollars Parenting Fifty Three Years Swings Worms Having Kids Funny Parenting Baby Boy Three Year Olds

Author:Bill Vaughan

“Thirty-three-years-old, still creating art. It's rage, it's creativity, it's pain, it's hurt, but it's the opportunity to still have my voice get out there through music.”

Years Art Stills Pain Three Opportunity Voice Hurt Creativity Creating Rage Thirty Three Years Three Year Olds Creating Art

Author:Kanye West

“The truth is, part of me is every age. I’m a three-year-old, I’m a five-year-old, I’m a thirty-seven-year-old, I’m a fifty-year-old. I’ve been through all of them, and I know what it’s like. I delight in being a child when it’s appropriate to be a child. I delight in being a wise old man when it’s appropriate to be a wise old man. Think of all I can be! I am every age, up to my own.”

“A Manhattan lawyer who describes himself as "America`s leading expert on the militia movement" writes that he hugged his three-year-old kid the night of the Oklahoma City bombing. He told junior that it happened "because they hated too much" For now, let`s accept the premise that one hundred sixty-eight humans died in Oklahoma City because people "hated too much" Now answer these questions if you would be so kind: did a federal sniper shoot Vicki Weaver in the face because he hated too much? Did our government conduct the Tuskegee with syphilis on black soldiers because it hated too much?”

“All this to say: I am forty-three years old. I may yet live another forty. What do I do with those years? How do I fill them without Lexy? When I come to tell the story of my life, there will be a line, creased and blurred and soft with age, where she stops. If I win the lottery, if I father a child, if I lose the use of my legs, it will be after she has finished knowing me. "When I get to Heaven", my grandmother used to say, widowed at thirty-nine, "your grandfather won't even recognize me.”

Source: The Dogs of Babel

“Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.”

Years Persons Three Brain Talking Towns Drinking Alcohol Drunk Three Years Three Year Olds Extremely Happy

Author:John Green

“Her mind traveled crooked streets and aimless goat paths, arriving sometimes at profundity, other times at the revelations of a three-year-old. Throughout this fresh, if common, pursuit of knowledge, one conviction crowned her efforts: ...she knew there was nothing to fear.”

Ifs Years Mind Sometimes Three Common Effort Path Streets Conviction Pursuit Revelations Three Years Traveled Goats Crooked Arriving Pursuit Of Knowledge Profundity Three Year Olds

Book:Sula

Source: Sula

“After a universal silence, Leo was the first to speak. “Did anyone else notice—” “Yes,” Catherine said. “What do you make of it?” “I haven’t decided yet.” Leo frowned and took a sip of port. “He’s not someone I would pair Bea with.” “Whom would you pair her with?” “Hanged if I know,” Leo said. “Someone with similar interests. The local veterinarian, perhaps?” “He’s eighty-three years old and deaf,” Catherine said. “They would never argue,” Leo pointed out.”

Ifs Knows Years Firsts Said Three Speak Interest Silence Havens Decided Universal Arguing Locals Pairs Three Years Deaf Eighty Port Three Year Olds Veterinarian

Book:Love in the Afternoon

Source: Love in the Afternoon

“I never really got nightmares from movies. In fact, I recall my father saying when I was three years old that I would be scared, but I never was.”

Years Facts Would Be Three Father Scared Nightmare Three Years Recalls Three Year Olds

Author:Tim Burton

“If my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bathtub when I was three years old I was going to burrow into the snow and freeze myself to death.”

Ifs Years Stories Three Mom My Mom Snow Cute Three Years Freeze Bathtubs Three Year Olds

Book:The Sea of Monsters

Source: The Sea of Monsters

“Every mother can easily imagine losing a child. Motherhood is always half loss anyway. The three-year-old is lost at five, the five-year-old at nine. We consort with ghosts, even as we sit and eat with, scold and kiss, their current corporeal forms. We speak to people who have vanished and, when they answer us, they do the same. Naturally, the information in these speeches is garbled in the translation.”

Source: Black Glass: Short Fictions

“Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.”

Years Three Nature Creatures Forests Nonsense Three Years Cows Hunters Travel Writing Three Year Olds Moose Walk In The Woods

Author:Bill Bryson

“You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like little kids, three-year-old kids eating these five-pound turkey legs.”

People Knows Years Littles Bigs Kids Three Walks Known Five Eating Legs Enormous Pounds Three Years Little Kid Turkeys Disneyland Three Year Olds

Author:Steve Carell

“A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.”

Years Three Brain Mom Three Years Baths Examining Three Year Olds Testicles

Author:Allan Pease

“[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.”

Years Made Real Matter Mother Three Inspiring Laughing Dying Mom Jokes Three Years Mothers Day Fart Happy Mothers Day Real Happiness Three Year Olds

Author:Gwyneth Paltrow

“Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidney. I'm so tired. But when you're having dinner with your kids and your husband and someone says something funny or you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiess.”

World Feels Years Made Real Matter Kids Three Laughing Dying Mom Husband Jokes Tired Dinner Three Years Fart Your Husband Kidneys Three Year Olds

Author:Gwyneth Paltrow

“Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is just operating on a smaller scale and lacks the advantage of having made enormous soft-money campaign contributions to political candidates.”

Source: Thrown Under the Omnibus: A Reader

“Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!”

Years Three Feet Six Tall Three Years Mice Rats Mickey Three Year Olds

Author:Robin Williams

“Too many poets write poems which are only difficult on the surface, difficult because the dramatic situation is easily misunderstood. It's not difficult to write poems that are misunderstood. A drunk, a three-year-old-they are easily misunderstood. What is difficult is being clear and mysterious at the same time. The dramatic situation needs to be as clear in a poem as it is in a piece of good journalism. The why is part of the mystery, but the who, what, where, and when should all be understood.”

“Let's face it, we were all once three-year-olds who stood in the middle of the living room and everybody thought we were so adorable. Only some of us grow up and get paid for it.”

Years Faces Three Grows Rooms Growing Up Middle Paid Three Years Living Room Adorable Three Year Olds

Author:Meryl Streep

“I started when I was three years old, doing commercials and Modeling in New York, I liked it so much that I kept doing it.”

Years Three New York Three Years Modeling Three Year Olds

Author:Kirsten Dunst

“If you had been a public figure from the time you were a toddler, if you'd had to fight for a life that felt real and honest and normal against all odds, than maybe to you might value privacy above all else. I have given everything up there from the time that I was three-years old. That's reality show enough, don't you think?”

“When I was three years old, I went to an orphanage, but because of the beatings, I ran away when I was five and lived alone by selling gum on the streets. For ten years, I lived like a fly. I was eventually able to graduate elementary and middle school through qualification examinations and the first thing that I ever liked was music.”

Years Firsts Able School Three Five Streets Middle Ten Selling Ran Three Years Graduates Examination Qualifications Gum Middle School Orphanage Three Year Olds

Author:Choi Sung-bong

“A three-year-old is not half a six-year-old.”

Years Three Half Six Three Years Six Year Olds Three Year Olds

Author:Ken Robinson

“At another house two women learned very fast; I say women, but one was a girl about twelve or thirteen, already married, however. There was a little child about three years old. My sister asked, 'Who is the True God's Son?' The little thing replied, in a very sweet voice, 'Jesus.'”

Source: Send the Light: Lottie Moon's Letters and Other Writings

“When I was three years old I was taken with my family to a little town in Western Minnesota, where I lived a more or less vapid and ordinary life until I was ten.”

Years Littles Three Taken Ten Ordinary My Family Towns Western Three Years Ordinary Life Minnesota Three Year Olds Little Towns Vapid

Author:Mary MacLane

“I was three years old. I was messing with my grandparents' dog in Las Vegas, and he decided to pick me up by my head and run around the backyard with me.”

Years Running Three Family Dog Picks Decided Three Years Grandparent Vegas Las Vegas Backyards Three Year Olds Pick Me Pick Me Up

Author:Brian Austin Green

“I had never experienced anything like the response I got from people for Pirates of the Caribbean, where you meet a 75-year-old woman who had seen Pirates and somehow related to the character, and then five minutes later you meet a six-year-old who says, 'Oh, you're Captain Jack!' What a rush. What a gift. That was the challenge with Wonka, too--to be, in a sense, like Bugs Bunny. I find it magical that a three-year-old can be mesmerized by Bugs, but so can a 40-year-old or an 80-year-old. It's a great challenge to see if you can appeal to that huge an age range.”

“It's hard to say what drives a three year-old, but I think I had a sense that nature was my solace, and nature was a place in which there was beauty, in which there was order.”

Thinking Years Hard Order Three House Three Years Solace Three Year Olds

Author:Story Musgrave

“Journalists have always written that my mum said that I punched a hole through my cot when I was three years old. I don't remember doing that, and I think it was more that I was very energetic.”

Thinking Years Said Remember Three Written Holes Journalist Three Years Mum Energetic Three Year Olds

Author:Frank Bruno

“The multitude will hardly believe the excessive force of education, and in the difference of modesty between men and women, ascribe that to nature, which is altogether owing to early instruction: Miss is scarce three years old, but she's spoke to every day to hide her leg, and rebuked in good earnest if she shows it; whilst little Master at the same age is bid to take up his coats, and piss like a man.”

Source: The Fable of the Bees

“I feel great. I feel younger. And I don't feel anything at all. I don't know who knows, but right now I'm, how, how many years have I, fifty five, something like that. Forty three years old. And I feel like seventeen, like twenty five years ago.”

Knows Feels Years Three Five Right Now Years Ago Twenties Five Years Fifty Forty Three Years Twenty Five Seventeen Three Year Olds

Author:Olga Korbut

“I moved to Seattle when I was two or three years old. Had my early education there, and would spend summers on the farm in Maryland. Then I went to boarding school in New Hampshire, to St. Paul's School. From there, I moved to London.”

Years Two School Three Summer Moved London Farms Three Years Seattle Three Year Olds Hampshire New Hampshire Early Education Maryland

Author:Alexis Denisof

“I told my father to stop smoking around the age of two or three years old and he stopped smoking. So the relationship between the kid and the parent is very powerful, and if you give the kid the right information, it can be very useful to the family.”

Ifs Giving Years Two Kids Age Three Father Parent Powerful Information Smoking Three Years Very Powerful Three Year Olds Stop Smoking

Author:Doug E. Fresh

“Why does a three-year-old, and it's usually boys, want to drive the tractor or have machinery and be in control of it? I don't know. Why wouldn't you ask to boil a kettle or something? Maybe you would, I dunno.”

Knows Want Years Doe Three Asks Boys Three Years Machinery Kettles Three Year Olds Tractors

Author:Michael Fassbender

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