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“The shrewd marry for money, the scheming marry for status, the calculating marry for power, but the wise marry for love.”

“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.”

“Don't look for Mrs. Right if all your character demonstrates is you are Mr. Wrong.”

“A beautiful face is temporary; a beautiful soul is forever.”

“An angel who makes you cry is better than a devil who makes you smile.”

“If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.”

“A kiss is the easiest thing to throw at someone because its weight is love.”

“If a woman laughs when you hurt her, you ought to cry, for you have lost her; if she cries, you may laugh, for you have a worthy soulmate.”

“The Matrimonial Act: Bless your wife with all of your strength; she deserves your protection. Bless your wife with all of your mind; she deserves your attention. Bless your wife with all of your heart; she deserves your affection. Bless your wife with all of your soul; she deserves your devotion. Bless your wife with all of you; she deserves your adoration. Accept her suggestions. Accept her instructions. Accept her recommendations. Accept her supplications. Accept her imperfections. Accept her ambitions. Accept her contributions.”

“The Husband Manifesto: I will be a better father. I will be a better husband. I will be a better leader. I will be a better servant. I will be a better man. I will esteem my wife in front of my friends. I will praise my wife before my family. I will honor my wife as I honor my mother. I will put a smile on her every day. I will plant a kiss on her each day. I will listen to her even when I don't feel like it. I will love her even when I don't feel like it. I will treat her better than I treat myself. I will treat her as God would.”

“When love intoxicates your heart, it is difficult for your soul to remain sober.”

“When a woman wants your attention, she uses her smile. When she wants your wallet, she uses her charm. When she wants your heart, she uses her touch. When she wants your soul, she uses her kiss.”

“Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.”

“Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.”

“If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.”

“Marrying a stupid person is a reflection of your thoughtlessness. Marrying a clever person is a reflection of your intelligence. Marrying a wise person is a reflection of your shrewdness. Marrying a virtuous person is a reflection of your uprightness.”

“If a man treats you like a princess, he deserves to be your king.”

“A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.”

“Marry your friend, and you will be reasonably happy. Marry your lover, and you will be abundantly happy. Marry your soulmate, and you will be infinitely happy.”

“When the heart says “yes” it is difficult for the mind to say “no.”

“A woman’s beauty is worth little to you, a woman’s intelligence is worth much to you, a woman’s virtue is worth more to you, a woman’s love is worth the most to you, and a woman’s loyalty is worth everything to you.”

“If you choose money over love, you will always be poor.”

“The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.”