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“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
“If only I had the influence with my wife and children that I have in some other quarters!”
“Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!”
“My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.”
“If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.”
“I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.”
“You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.”
“You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.”
“You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.”
“You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.”