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Famous Adam Carolla Quotes
“Life is just the time between crapping yourself.”
“Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.”
“I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.”
“Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.”
“What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.”
“Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.”
“My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.”
“It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.”
“Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.”
“You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.”
“Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.”