Source: Bill Cosby on Fatherhood
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Famous Bill Cosby Quotes
“Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.”
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“Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others.”
“We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.”
“Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.”
“Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.”
“College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.”
“Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.”
“What's your name again? That's right. I'm so glad you know your name.”
“A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.”
“In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.”
“But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.”
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“I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.”
“Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is.”
“It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.”
Source: Fatherhood
“Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.”
“You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.”
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“Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.”
“You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.”