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Famous Bill Cosby Quotes
“Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.”
“You are more important to yourself than you think you are.”
“Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.”
“Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.”
“Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.”
“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”
“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.”
“I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
“Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.”
“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.”
“Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.”
“Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.”
“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”
“Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.”
“Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.”
“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”
“The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.”
“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.”