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Famous Bill Cosby Quotes
“Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.”
“Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy.”
“A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.”
“The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.”
“YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.”
“That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.”
“I was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew.”
“Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”
“The heart of marriage is memories.”
“It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.”
“My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.”
“'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say.”
“The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.”
“I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.”