Filter quotes by topic
Famous Bill Cosby Quotes
“My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.”
“The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.”
“The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.”
“A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.”
“The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.”
“The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.”
“I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.”
“Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.”
“Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.”
“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.”
“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”
“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”
“I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.”
“Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.”
“It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.”
“Old is always fifteen years from now.”
“Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!”
“You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.”