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Famous Billy Connolly Quotes
“Wisdom isn't an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn't an answer. It's a question.”
“If you want to lose a bit of weight, don't eat anything out of a bucket.”
“People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.”
“I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.”
“If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.”
“I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.”
“The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather.”
“People die all the time. It's just that you're not around.”