“I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.”
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Famous Dylan Moran Quotes
“Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?!”
“Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.”
“I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.”
“Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.”
“I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.”
“You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'”
“Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.”
“Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.”