jarod-kintz Quotes About love

Source: Powdered Saxophone Music

“I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future.”

Love Truth Romance Poetry Flower Future Romantic Garden Rose Tongue

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“Sunsets and mirrors are great for looking back, but our love belongs to the sunrise. Let the orange glow over The Ozarks fade into the deep blue mystery that is our romance.”

Love Romance Mystery Future Romantic Sunset Ozarks The Ozarks Harrison Arkansas

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love.”

Love Romance Romantic Storm Lightning Thunder Lesson

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“Every sunset is the flirtation between the day and the night. Their romance is the original love story.”

Love Romance Night Romantic Love Story Sunset Day

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“I said I made a special trip to get her favorite item, because it sounded more romantic than admitting I randomly had it already. Now that’s love.”

Love Humor Romance Relationships Relationship Romantic

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“I wrote you a love letter, and I sent it snail mail. Love is forever, and that’s about how long it’ll take to get to you.”

Love Romance Relationships Forever Romantic Mail Love Letter

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“The curve of her smile, the curve of the small of her back, the curve of her laugh, everything about her makes me want to be more well-rounded.”

Love Body Romance Poetry Relationships Smile Laugh Curves

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter.”

Love Relationships Relationship Fishing Fisherman Fish Hunt Hunter

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“I've been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long.”

Love Humor Time Relationships Relationship Pinky Index Finger

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“Ever since I was a little boy, I've always been able to talk to cats. Of course, they act like they don't know what I'm saying and they ignore me, but that's just how they show they care.”

Love Humor Care Communication Cat Absurd Cats Boy

Book:A Memoir of Memories and Memes

Source: A Memoir of Memories and Memes

“My heart is full of love like a coffin sloshing with coffee. There are no FREE refills.”

Love Heart Coffee Coffin

Book:A Memoir of Memories and Memes

Source: A Memoir of Memories and Memes

“Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs.”

Love Humor Money Cat Innovation Invention Hug Cats Hugs

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“I love powdered saxophone music. That’s what I mix in my coffee to make it taste like fresh elevator.”

Love Humor Music Taste Coffee Surreal Saxophone Java Elevator

Book:Powdered Saxophone Music

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“Both a rose and a cactus have thorns, and while the rose may say, "I love you," the cactus says, "Fuck off." I think that's important to remember, and it's the ideal way to farm ducks.”

Love Rose Ducks I Love You Duck Duck Quote Duck Quotes Cactus Duck Farm

Book:Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“My love is a dandelion in a tornado, and hers is a lit birthday candle in a hurricane. That's why my Duck Soup has that slight taste of WindFlower.”

Love Birthday Ducks Duck Duck Quote Duck Quotes Dandelion Tornado Duck Soup

Book:BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

Source: BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“I could grow to love you, but I’m not that kind of farmer. No, I’m the kind that grows things that actually benefit more than one person—I’m a duck farmer.”

Love Ducks Grow Duck Duck Quote Duck Quotes Duck Farmer

Book:Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“Hide things everywhere. Forget about them. Find them randomly and feel surprised like a pirate finding buried treasure. Avoid scurvy. Love more.”

Love Humor Surprise Treasure Pirate

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“She said her heavy luggage had wheels, so I said, “Here, why don’t I carry that for you?” I was in stupid love.”

Love Humor Luggage

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“I must have told my cat I love him at least 123,456 times, but perceiving the words were just Noise Air, I liked to let my hands do my communicating. From my heart, down my arm, through my hand and into his body, each time I pet him I wanted him to feel my love.”

Love Communication Cat Words Pet Cats Pets Petting

Book:Powdered Saxophone Music

Source: Powdered Saxophone Music

“I morphed from a fly to a flower to a butterfly, which is like a combination flower and fly. I thought I was in love, but I was merely asleep.”

Love Dream Change Sleep Flower Butterfly In Love Fly

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“Sunflowers remind me of you. They are the children of light and romance. You exist to fill people's hearts with love.”

Love Heart Light Romance Poetry Flower Romantic Sunflowers

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

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