“If I could do anything over, I'd have spent more time with my first set of children. I would have taken more quality time with them, for sure.” IfsFirstsChildrenSportsQualityTakenIf I CouldMore TimeQuality Time Author:Lee Trevino
“I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.” PeopleIfsKnowsWantImportantNightGuyStuffPracticeWifeFindingsBeatsGolfHomeworkTees Author:Lee Trevino
“If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.” IfsPlayBreakShotsStringsOhioTeesPharmacist Author:Lee Trevino
“If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.” IfsCoursesSportsGolfCaughtStormIronLightningHolding OnGolfersGolf CourseGolfingGolf LifeGreat GolfFunny GolfGreat GolfingFunny GolfingGolf BallGolf ClubsGreatest GolfGolf SwingGolf JokesGolf HumorHumorous GolfGolf Love Author:Lee Trevino
“One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.” IfsWellsGamesSportsNiceJourneySeniorNice ThingsCartsPicnics Author:Lee Trevino
“Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.” IfsCareGolfBettingCaddiesHe Doesn't Care Author:Lee Trevino
“If your concentration is getting bad, take up bass fishing. It will really improve your ability to focus. If you aren't ready when that fish hits, you can't set the hook.” IfsAbilityFocusReadyFishesFishingConcentrationHookBass Author:Lee Trevino
“I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.” IfsGamesGrewGoldGolfCome UpDirtyGolfersGolf CourseGolfingTomatoesGolf LifeGreat GolfFunny GolfGreat GolfingFunny GolfingGreatest GolfGolf GameGolf SwingGolf JokesGolf HumorGolf PuttingHumorous GolfGolf Love Author:Lee Trevino
“If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.” IfsMadeWantedLeftArmsCrossesGolf Author:Lee Trevino
“[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was going to win. He used to set his sights on that because he could shoot it. He was the only player I know who, if he decided he wanted to win a tournament, could go out and do it. No one will ever be as popular as Arnold Palmer and no one will ever come close to Jack as a player.” IfsKnowsFirstsWantedUsedCoursesWinningPlayerDecidedSightManagementGolfStrokesTournaments Author:Lee Trevino
“Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"” IfsMenHellShotsGolfCaddies Author:Lee Trevino
“If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.” IfsKnowsHas BeensTwoPlantGolf Author:Lee Trevino
“To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.” IfsMonthsGolfBritishSwimTournaments Author:Lee Trevino
“If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus” IfsKnowsLooksDifferentStatesKnow HowAreasDrivenTexasDallasTexanEl Paso Author:Lee Trevino
