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Famous Ljupka Cvetanova Quotes
“Pandora opened the box with the new high-heels, put them on and went out to town.”
“No one wants to settle in an empty heart.”
“Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.”
“Give a man a finger, he’ll put a wedding ring on it!”
“Animals never forgive goodness.”
“Naked people don't follow fashion. They follow instincts.”
“Love at first sight? Let me just put on my glasses.”
“I don't like him. He makes me laugh. It'll wrinkle my face.”
“He asked her for coffee, but she wanted tea instead.”
“Men can go to hell! I’ll meet them there.”
“My affection for you is not my problem.”
“I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!”
“Galileo, yet men turn around women!”
“Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.”
“In women he doesn't trust! He is an atheist.”
“He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.”
“Beauty is an early riser. It needs to put on makeup.”
“Only you can put me back together — because only you have the power to break me.”
“I would die for you, my love—in old age.”
“She is young and beautiful. She has no problems with men.”
“Love in marriage evolves : You are beautiful! You cook beautifully! What's for lunch?!”
“Love doesn't go away overnight. It sometimes stays for coffee.”
“The differences between women are all cosmetic.”
“She said yes! She could have bargained for more.”
“He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.”
“Love?! When a piece of broke heart hits you.”
“A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.”
“Women come and go. The wives stay.”
“There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.”
“Nothing is expensive when you promise.”
“After being expelled from Paradise, Adam and Eva got married.”
“Go to bed! Someone is anxious to come into your dream.”
“In marriage, it’s not about winning, it’s about participating.”
“The one who said "YES" made a hasty decision. He continued to question other women”
“She returned to the crime scene. Got married for the second time.”
“My love, come back! Your dinner burned”
“I don't trust men. Give them a finger, they will put a wedding ring on it.”
“The husband caught a goldfish, but his wife found out.”
“There is no winner in marriage. All that matters is the courage to participate”