“Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.”
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Famous Ljupka Cvetanova Quotes
“Just married! A bright past is ahead of them!”
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“Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.”
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“Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.”
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“He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.”
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“True friends chop the onions and cry together.”
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“I sheep's idea of bravery : To become a wolf's pet.”
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“Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!”
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“A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.”
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“In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.”
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“Bark early, so the neighbor doesn’t have to.”
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“His boat sank. They were all on his side.”
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“They were all on his side. Hi boat sank.”
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“One sunny day, I’ll sit in the shade and enjoy myself.”
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“The grass is greener on a marihuana farm.”
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“A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.”
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“While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.”
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“There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.”
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“I watched you undress. Shame on you!”
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“The King is naked! If only he was a Prince!”
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“In marriage, it’s not about winning, it’s about participating.”
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“Women come and go. Wives stick around.”
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“Men, like Columbus, think they’ve found India… and end up in America.”
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“I got married. I could happen to anyone.”
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