“Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.”
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Famous Ljupka Cvetanova Quotes
“Poor people! They build tunnels to reach the light.”
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“The only safe place for people is the drawer.”
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“Just married! A bright past is ahead of them!”
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“Keep your heads up! We are sinking!”
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“I've never won an award. I have nothing to offer the jury.”
Source: Yet Another New Land
“Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.”
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“I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!”
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“Over the years, face creams become of lower quality”
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“What does your birth date say about you? You are old!”
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“Don't put all your money on fairness. It scarcely has any lobbyists.”
Source: Yet Another New Land
“I don't respect the law, but the judge is a good friend of mine.”
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“I would die for you, my love—in old age.”
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“If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!”
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“The hand that gives, bribes.”
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“Women do make mistakes. They give birth to men.”
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“I sheep's idea of bravery : To become a wolf's pet.”
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“Repeat a lie a thousand times and it become a successful political campaign.”
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“Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!”
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“The differences between women are all cosmetic.”
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“A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.”
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“In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.”
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“We elected a new government. You may offer us your condolences.”
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“When politicians have problems sleeping, they count voters.”
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“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.”
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“No one plows the field just by thinking about it.”
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“You have the chance to remain silent. Everything you say will be misused.”
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“I would have taken things in my own hands, but I was at the manicure's.”
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“Sisyphus would be an ideal man if, instead of a regular stone, he rolled a diamond stone.”
Source: Yet Another New Land
“The grass is greener on a marihuana farm.”
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“A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.”
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“While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.”
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“Women come and go. The wives stay.”
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“Charles Darwin is wrong. Only the closest to the government survive.”
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“Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.”
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“Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide.”
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“I watched you undress. Shame on you!”
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“Beauty is in the eye of the jury.”
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“I don't spend money on books. I write them myself.”
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“The King is naked! If only he was a Prince!”
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“Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us!”
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“She returned to the crime scene. Got married for the second time.”
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“My husband and I celebrated World Marriage Day. Thanks God it was not a year.”
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“I got married. I could happen to anyone.”
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