“My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked.” HomeGirlWifeMadMy WifeJealousBusPretty Girl Author:Ray Romano
“I have this mistress: show business. I get a lot of love and adulation from outside, and [my wife] lets me have that, while she does all the real-life stuff that counts making sure the kids are going to school and all that. I married a saint well, a saint who curses.” WellsDoeRealShowsKidsSchoolStuffWifeMarriedLet MeSaintMy WifeReal LifeCurseShow BusinessMistressAdulation Author:Ray Romano
“My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.” IfsThinkingSaidWinningWifeMy Wife Author:Ray Romano
“I had to be naked [in Vinyl], but I was almost more nervous about having to be drunk. The director wasn't going to yell, "Too big!," during the nude scene. For the drunk scene, you can be bad drunk or good drunk. We'll see. My wife was not happy, hearing about it.” BigsWifeSceneDirectorsHearingMy WifeNakedNervousDrunkNot HappyVinyl Author:Ray Romano
“My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.” MotivationalFamilyMorningWifeLove YouClothesCleanMy WifeApplesRomantic LoveEvery MorningFunny LoveClean Clothes Author:Ray Romano
