Ray Romano Quotes

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Ray Romano, born on December 21, 1957, is a renowned American actor. He is best known for his role in the television series 'Everybody Loves Raymond', for which he won numerous awards. Romano's comedic style is highly appreciated by audiences.

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Famous Ray Romano Quotes

“Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.”

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“My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.”

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Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.”

“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”

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Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.”

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Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong.”

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Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.”

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Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again." Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).”

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Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

About the Author

Born: December 21, 1957
Known for: Actor
Quotes: 95

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