Ray Romano Quotes

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Ray Romano, born on December 21, 1957, is a renowned American actor. He is best known for his role in the television series 'Everybody Loves Raymond', for which he won numerous awards. Romano's comedic style is highly appreciated by audiences.

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“My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked.”

Home Girl Wife Mad My Wife Jealous Bus Pretty Girl

Author:Ray Romano

“I have this mistress: show business. I get a lot of love and adulation from outside, and [my wife] lets me have that, while she does all the real-life stuff that counts making sure the kids are going to school and all that. I married a saint well, a saint who curses.”

Wells Doe Real Shows Kids School Stuff Wife Married Let Me Saint My Wife Real Life Curse Show Business Mistress Adulation

Author:Ray Romano

“The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.”

Knows Men Worry Wife Married Tiny Married Man

Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.”

Sometimes Home Remember Faces Wife Opposites Ass Feeding Cleaning

Author:Ray Romano

“My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.”

Ifs Thinking Said Winning Wife My Wife

Author:Ray Romano

“I had to be naked [in Vinyl], but I was almost more nervous about having to be drunk. The director wasn't going to yell, "Too big!," during the nude scene. For the drunk scene, you can be bad drunk or good drunk. We'll see. My wife was not happy, hearing about it.”

Bigs Wife Scene Directors Hearing My Wife Naked Nervous Drunk Not Happy Vinyl

Author:Ray Romano

“My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.”

Motivational Family Morning Wife Love You Clothes Clean My Wife Apples Romantic Love Every Morning Funny Love Clean Clothes

Author:Ray Romano

About the Author

Born: December 21, 1957
Known for: Actor
Quotes: 95

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