Ray Romano Quotes

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Ray Romano, born on December 21, 1957, is a renowned American actor. He is best known for his role in the television series 'Everybody Loves Raymond', for which he won numerous awards. Romano's comedic style is highly appreciated by audiences.

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Famous Ray Romano Quotes

“I have this mistress: show business. I get a lot of love and adulation from outside, and [my wife] lets me have that, while she does all the real-life stuff that counts making sure the kids are going to school and all that. I married a saint well, a saint who curses.”

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Author:Ray Romano

“I had a very Italian house - the "plastic furniture you couldn't sit on" house. Did anybody have the museum house? For a kid it's traumatic. Towels you can never touch. China no one's ever gonna use. Everything is for a special occasion that never happens. My mother was waiting for the Pope to show up for dinner. Or Sinatra. Or Chachi.”

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“When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.”

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“I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.”

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Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.”

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“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.”

“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”

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Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.”

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Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong.”

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Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.”

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Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again." Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).”

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Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

About the Author

Born: December 21, 1957
Known for: Actor
Quotes: 95

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