Ray Romano Quotes

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Ray Romano, born on December 21, 1957, is a renowned American actor. He is best known for his role in the television series 'Everybody Loves Raymond', for which he won numerous awards. Romano's comedic style is highly appreciated by audiences.

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Famous Ray Romano Quotes

“In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing.”

Thinking Way Sex Comedy Noise

Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.”

People Thinking Parent Realizing Twenties Nine Saving Money Lame Basements

Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.”

Ifs Thinking Years Believe Two Might Rooms Two Years Cows Believe In Me Twins Living Room Exaggeration Two Year Olds Airborne

Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.”

Ifs Thinking Said Winning Wife My Wife

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“You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.”

Thinking Knows Hate Drivers Hate Me Cab Limos Cab Drivers

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“I was at home waiting for projects. I was on Parenthood and there was one season left, and I was thinking, "What's next?" I'm at this age where I'm trying to write my own script, and they sent this over and I decided to put myself on tape.”

Thinking Writing Trying Home Age Next Left Waiting My Own Projects Decided Seasons Scripts Parenthood Tape

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“For a sitcom sex scene, you get in bed and that's the end of the scene. It quick and it was fast, but it was foreign territory for me. Not for Bobby. Bobby Cannavale has been down that road before. With my character, I think it will be a one-and-out. I don't think you'll see my character [in Vinyl] naked again, so relax everybody.”

Thinking Has Beens Ends Character Sex Scene Bed Naked Relax Territory Sitcom Vinyl

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“I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.”

Thinking Men Mind

Author:Ray Romano

“When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again." Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).”

Thinking Knows Needs Children Humor Kids Funny Sex Sleep Ready Baby One Day Humorous Wake Up Congratulations

Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.”

People Thinking Kind Film Easy Tvs Transition

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“Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on?”

Thinking Too Much Failure

Author:Ray Romano

About the Author

Born: December 21, 1957
Known for: Actor
Quotes: 95

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