“I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.” IfsKnowsWantGuySceneEverybody Loves Raymond Author:Ray Romano
“It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.” TryingCharacterGuyHappenedCrazyDrunkNervesVegasThat GuyVinylThreesome Author:Ray Romano
“I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over.” WantPlayGuyKitschCurveballsGrouches Author:Ray Romano
“I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.” WayFeelsLooksSaidStillsGuyMinesMirrorsIdiotImmatureOld Guys Author:Ray Romano
“The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.” HumorPoliticalGuyTalkingYeahDrawingPolitical Humor Author:Ray Romano
“If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying to you, but for lying to himself. As a matter of fact, stop him right in the middle of the story and just hug him. Nine times out of ten he'll just break down and cry. He knows you know.” IfsKnowsFeelsMatterFactsStoriesFunnyFacesLyingGuySexHoursBreakFourMiddleCryTenHumorousDown AndSorryNineHugBreaking DownMatter Of FactStraight FaceSorry For Him Book:Everything and a Kite Source: Everything and a Kite
